Wife and Husband joke

Ek Wife Ne Subah Uthte Hi Apne Pati Ko Pankhe Se Rassi Baandhte Dekha, Toh Ghabrakar Pucha: Arey, Yeh Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho??? Husband Ne Dukhi Swar Mein Kaha: Mein Teri Roz Roz ki Naye Kapde Dilaane Ki farmaish Se Tang Aa Gaya Hun, Isliye Suicide Kar Raha Hun. Ye Sunte Hi Wife Ne …

Mayawati came to Lalu’s house with a goat…

Mayawati came to Lalu’s house with a goat… Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho? Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai. Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu!!!

Indian Love Letter Joke

Patel wrote this english love letter: Maari deer Pusspa ben, U r q tea, luv lee, sack sea, on nest, a tract thief, cheer fool, soup pub & u r very press yes.. Tharo lowr, Come less bhai…

Santa Jokes

Santa kills DEER & cooks it. He doesn tell his kids wht it is…….He gives a clue “Its wat ur Mom calls me”(dear) Son screams:”Koi mat khana, KUTTA hai…..!!!!!

School Joke

Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today. Teacher: Who is this? Little Sam: This is my father speaking!

Jokes about women

You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with “W”.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

Fixing bomb in a car

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Motor Jokes

In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ….. Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Chinese Proverbs

… Man who run in front of car get tired. … Man who run behind car get exhausted. … War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left. … Man who tell one too many lightbulb jokes get burned out. … Man who drive like hell bound to get there. … Man who sit in …

Today’s PJ’s

1. If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won’t take it seriously as that would be ‘Khushi ke aansoo’ 2. If Sridevi is running a shop, I wonder whether she would say “Abhi Boney ka time hai..” 3. I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems. …. …