Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? A: There, Their, They’re
Q: What’s another name for Santa’s elves? A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: How does an English teacher punish a valley girl? A: Assign a 10-15 page research paper on the bastardization of the word “like”
Q: What is Grammar? A: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you’re shit.
Q: How do you spell mousetrap? A: C-A-T.
Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over? A: A newspaper
Q: “What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?” A: “The C”
Q: “What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?” A: “The Q. (queue)
Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it? A: A teapot.