Confucius on Cars!

Clearly, there were no cars in Confucius time; but as usual, comics never let historical accuracy get in the way of a good joke. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who sleeps on road, wakes up feeling run down. Two wrongs not make right, …

The Problem with Speaking English

Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. Germans drink beer …

Suicide Book

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, “Piss off, you won’t bring it back.”

Leo Peo

2 men from Kerala get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following: “Emma cums first.:$ Den I cum;) . Den two asses cum …

An Asian Woman

A woman is just about to give birth in the hospital when she says to the doctor, “Doc, do me a favor. Tell me what color the baby is as it’s being born.” The doctor is understandably a little puzzled at this. “Why don’t you know what color the child is going to be?” “Well”, …

Old Mouse

An old mouse chanced to see a cat wearing a few beads round her neck. “Ah,” said the mouse with joy, “that cat has turned vegetarian.” Thereupon, he brought his offspring along to pay a call on the cat to express their gratitude. No sooner had they appeared than the cat gave a deep howl …

Today’s PJ’s

1. If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won’t take it seriously as that would be ‘Khushi ke aansoo’ 2. If Sridevi is running a shop, I wonder whether she would say “Abhi Boney ka time hai..” 3. I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems. …. …

Best Asian one liners and funny jokes

My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung. Sounds like my friend, Tu Soon Why do Asians all have such small tits? Because only As are acceptable. How do you know an Asian guy robbed your house? -Your homework is done -Your computer is fixed -Your cat has been eaten -he’s still in the driveway trying …