Lover’z Name

  In exam madam said write Ur Loverz Name in Paper.. . . . After 02 seconds GIRLZ said: Finished madam.. . . . After 1 hour BOYZ Said: Extra Sheet plzzz…    

So Why learn

The more you learn, the more you know The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. Why learn.

Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai…

Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi jee nahi lagta hai kahin Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??” “Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai”

Human brain functions 24 hours a day except during

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

I am Not Cheating but Studding

Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow, I am simply going to study during it !!

Funny SMS Exams are like girl friends

Exams are like girl friends – difficult 2 understand – too many questions – more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure…

Tips to study

  Some tips to study … Don’t study hard but study well; Don’t do it w/ mind only, but with heart too; Don’t memorize, but understand fully; Never call it difficult but a challenge; Never read to just pass the exam, but to learn; Never be sorry for not sleeping some days, …..There’s lots of …

A question from a teacher

A teacher asked his student: what is the most important source of finance for starting a successful business? Students: “Father in law”.  

why?

Birth, Death comes once in life.. Love comes once in life.. Marriage comes once in life.. But Why does this bloody “EXAM” come again and again…

True story

A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: “Is this a question?” – Discuss. After a short time he wrote: “If that is a question, then this is an answer.” The student received an “A” on the exam.