If Santa Were An Indian

  At bedtime, kids would have to leave corn soup and frybread for the big guy. Santa’s new moccasins would be made out of Dasher. Santa would run around saying “shh…ttt” and “Ayyy” instead of “ho, ho, ho.” A five-pound block of cheese and day-old bread would be under every tree. His elves would never …

You Could Be Rezzed Out

  If your first toy was an empty commodity box. You have to wait to have your birthday party at the end of the month, when grandma gets her check, even if your birthday is in the middle of the month. Everybody in your family works in the tribal casino. Every time you see a …

The Sign

  Did you hear they took down the sign in the village in Texas? It said: “One of Our Idiots is Missing” They found him. He had been hiding in the White House for eight years.  

Indian Joke

Zindagi Ne Kiye Hain Bahut Se Sitam . . . Teri Kasam . . . Shayari Khatam . . . Dekho Dus Ka Dum . . . Paayal Baje Cham Cham . . . Mobile Mein Balance Kam . . . Raat Ko Dikhta Hai Kam . . . P.J. Kyun Nahi Ho Raha Khatam …

Bhayankar PJ:

I met this guy, His name was Sabarjot. He was a Fruit seller. No matter what fruit he sold , they were all very sweet. One day i asked him,”How are all your fruits so sweet?” He Replied,” It’s because ‘Sabar’ ke Phall hamesha meethe hote hai..!!” =D =)) =D

Today’s PJ’s

1. If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won’t take it seriously as that would be ‘Khushi ke aansoo’ 2. If Sridevi is running a shop, I wonder whether she would say “Abhi Boney ka time hai..” 3. I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems. …. …

Indian Conversation

Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

Wife and Husband joke

Ek Wife Ne Subah Uthte Hi Apne Pati Ko Pankhe Se Rassi Baandhte Dekha, Toh Ghabrakar Pucha: Arey, Yeh Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho??? Husband Ne Dukhi Swar Mein Kaha: Mein Teri Roz Roz ki Naye Kapde Dilaane Ki farmaish Se Tang Aa Gaya Hun, Isliye Suicide Kar Raha Hun. Ye Sunte Hi Wife Ne …

Mayawati came to Lalu’s house with a goat…

Mayawati came to Lalu’s house with a goat… Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho? Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai. Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu!!!