My Wife

My wife asked me, “Does this dress make me look fat?” So I answered her, “No, it’s the fat that makes you look fat.”

Walking Eagle

When George W. Bush made his one appearance before Indian tribal leaders, they gave him his Indian name—Geh-ton-A-Mish. He asked one of his aides to find out what the name means in English. The aide came back and said, “It means Walking Eagle.” Bush said, “Why would they call me Walking Eagle?” The aide told …

Say No To Lipstick

This school was having problems with lipstick. Young girls would put it on and press their lips to the mirrors in the bathroom to blot it. They left lip prints everyday. The janitor would have to clean the mirrors every night. Finally the principal decided to fix the problem. She brought the girls in and …

Jokes about women

You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with “W”.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!