Grammar Jokes

Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? A: There, Their, They’re Q: What’s another name for Santa’s elves? A: Subordinate Clauses. Q: How does an English teacher punish a valley girl? A: Assign a 10-15 page research paper on the bastardization of the word “like” Q: What is Grammar? A: …

Funny School Jokes

Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window? A: He wanted to see time fly. Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party? A: Because you can’t drink and derive… Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? A: There, Their, They’re Q: …

Math Pick-up Lines

Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form? “Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?” I’m like pi baby, I’m really long and I go on forever. I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I’d …

Phil and Cheryl Joke

Phil: What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher? Cheryl: I don’t know. Phil: He has only one pupil.

Mom and Mark Joke

Mom: What did you do at school today? Mark: We did a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam. Mark: That’s right!

Donald and Teacher

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? Donald: H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.

Josh and Hunter Joke

Hunter: What has given Mr. Bubbles nightmares since elementary school? Josh: Beats me. Hunter: Pop quizzes!

Classroom Joke

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon.

Chad and Josh Joke

Chad: Why do magicians do so well in school? Josh: I don’t know. Why? Chad: They’re good at trick questions.